Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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