Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I think people are normalizing furries
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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