I'm really into asian looking animals
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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