I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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