went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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