She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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