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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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