Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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