What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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