Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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