If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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