i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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