Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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