I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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