3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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