You were right. It hurts to walk today.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Don't EVER smell your tampon
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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