Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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