Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The beer is more important than you right now.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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