I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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