sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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