i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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