Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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