if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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