Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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