What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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