you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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