I like to think it a success when the cops are called
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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