I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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