There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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