he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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