i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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