i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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