He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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