"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
he shaved USA in his pubs
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
