I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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