i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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