if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
she looked like the before picture.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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