He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
