oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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