There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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