I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
