Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Randomize
