oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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