maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I'm both gender and math confused
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