Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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