Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
birth control should be required to get into college
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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