with your own penis?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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