Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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