I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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