They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Randomize
