I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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