I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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